So you’ll recall me saying that today is a work day? I have been on call since 6am this morning and do you know how many calls I received asking for my services?
I have sat on my fat arse counting my teeth with my tongue for most of the day.
Okay no. That’s not strictly true. Today I have:
Done the dishes.
Swept the floors.
Cut the grass.
Watched the Bourne Legacy (Pretty good but preferred the previous three).
Watched two episodes of Game of Thrones season 2.
Made a lasagne. (Not microwaved. I actually made it.)
Ate a lasagne. (Interestingly WordPress spells Lasagne with an ‘a’ on the end instead of an ‘e’.)
Took the cat to the vets.
Bought a motorcycle. (If you’re interested it’s a Triumph Bonneville T100. In black.)
Tinkered with the broken boiler.
Contacted heating engineer to complain about broken boiler.
Went for a 3k run.
Its gone 6pm now so I’m officially off duty. To celebrate I thought I’d try the beverage Port. Never had it before but I’ve heard its awesome.
Right then. I best go and open that bottle and have a lay down. Its been a long hard day after all.